
FROM THE AUTHOR OF KILL YOUR FRIENDS AND THE AMATEURS
THE F*CK-IT LIST
JOHN NIVEN
Published by William Heinemann
26th March 2020
Hardback | £16.99
‘Gripping, terrifying and hilarious – John Niven is our Hunter S. Thompson.’ ADAM KAY
‘Fucking terrifying and brilliant and gripping and tragic and humane. Frank is a great character – normal and flawed and selfish and decent – and the whole premise of the book is powerful and moving because I belive in Frank! As a read, it becomes progressively more tense until the final pages when I was shouting, JUST KILL HIM! KILL THE FAT ORANGE FUCKER NOW!!!!!! … This should be mandatory reading for every U.S. citizen … Such a well-written book, with such vivid efficient prose, a powerful political plea disguised as a revenge novel. It’s brilliant … I hope everyone in the whole world reads it … It was an honour to read.’ MARIAN KEYES
‘Loved it. A ferocious revenge story which also manages to be sweetly uplifting. A book Donald Trump would call f*cking nasty.’ ROBERT WEBB
‘[The F*ck-it List] took me by surprise – a thriller with humanity as well as tension.’ IAN RANKIN
‘John Niven is a writer of wicked humour and outrageous charm – but he is a profoundly moral writer, too. And while this is a brilliantly observed revenge story, it’s also a terrifyingly unsettling satire of a world just around the corner. Its warnings will stay with me as long as its wit.’ MARINA HYDE
You are dying. Who do you kill? Set in a near-future America, an America that has borne two terms of Trump Presidency and is now in the first term of Donald’s daughter as president, Frank Brill, a retired small-town newspaper editor, lives in a world where the populist policies Trump is currently so keen to pursue have been a reality for some years and are getting even more extreme – an erosion of abortion rights, less and less gun control, xenophobic immigration.
Frank, a good man, has just been given a terminal diagnosis. Rather than compile a bucket list of all the things he’s ever wanted to do in his life, he instead has at the ready his ‘fuck-it list’. Because Frank has had to endure more than his fair share of personal misfortune. And he has the names of those who are to blame for the tragedies that have befallen him.
But eventually, as he becomes more accustomed to dishing out cold revenge and the stakes get higher and higher, and with a rogue county sheriff on his tail, there only remains one name left at the bottom of his fuck-it list.
Frank, a good man, has just been given a terminal diagnosis. Rather than compile a bucket list of all the things he’s ever wanted to do in his life, he instead has at the ready his ‘fuck-it list’. Because Frank has had to endure more than his fair share of personal misfortune. And he has the names of those who are to blame for the tragedies that have befallen him.
But eventually, as he becomes more accustomed to dishing out cold revenge and the stakes get higher and higher, and with a rogue county sheriff on his tail, there only remains one name left at the bottom of his fuck-it list.
MY THOUGHTS:
This was a book I went into not knowing what to expect. I’m glad I did and I was pleasantly surprised! Imagine you being in Frank’s position? You have been given a diagnosis of terminal cancer. What would you do? You would create a bucket list. Right?
Go over Niagra Falls in a barrel, see the Great Wall of China, tour all the states in the USA. etc.
Not in Franks case. He creates a F*ck It List. What that entails is simple . He sets out to find every person who has brought harm to his family and is determined to make them pay! Simple EH? Get them and make them pay. Only them, no need to involve others, just them. This is Frank’s intentions, nice and simple; but not as simple as it sounds.
John has written a fast paced book, full of excitement that will have tearing through the pages at a furious rate. His writing is of a good quality and the prose is crisp, with a believable story. I could see it happening especially in the USA which has Had a few years of the Trump administration. Not only is he on a mission but he has become the hunted. A rogue sheriff called Chops is on his trail. A 5 Star read from me !
John Niven was born in Irvine, Ayrshire. He is the author of the novella Music from the Big Pink and the novels Kill Your Friends, The Amateurs, The Second Coming, Cold Hands, Straight White Male, The Sunshine Cruise Company, No Good Deed and Kill ‘Em All.
